There once was a little a little boy that went by the name of Will.
His mommy and daddy let him feed himself dinner almost every night, he has a great time.
Of course Will makes a huge mess and he needs a bath afterwards. Which, secretly, is why Will makes such a mess.
After his bath, Will has to act like a super hero, because he has a cape of course.
And while daddy dresses him, he has to play with a Q-tip and prove he is too long for the changing table.
Finally little Will is ready for beddy.
After a quick story and a few verses of "I am a Child of God" he's off to bed.
P.S. Will really could be a baby model, don't you agree?